S.M.I.R.K. (Sock Monkey Insurgent Revolutionary Kabal) today stood in solidarity with APEC and G20 arrestees in one highly successful action.
The kabal attacked Victorian State Police in an (almost) successful attempt to de-arrest the protester arrested during the most recent G20 court case.
In total resistance to the apparent new laws against the use of tomato sauce in public, a member of SMIRK today took to the police officer involved in the G20 court arrest with tomato sauce.
Luckily I was on the spot to capture the humilated and red-faced copper as none of the corporate media deemed it important enough to report on.
SMIRK also heaped scorn on the blatant electioneering of Aussie Jules who today jumped on the saucy bandwaggon. “Typical of politicians to jump on the hard work of the people on the street!” said KABAL today. “Let’s see Jules and her sauce confront some coppers, then we might consider voting for her”.
In related news, KABAL denied reports that they were prepared to sell out and participate in the flawed electoral system.
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We assure you that Ms Jules’ love of sauce is completely sincere - she sent some of her minions out to parliament house on Saturday (pics coming soon) to defend her beloved condiment & although she was too distressed to attend herself she did grant us an exclusive interview where she talked about how her connection with tomato sauce was forged at the tender age of seven!
omg.
nature red in tooth & claw…
on the other hand that is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in a long time.
what is it about monkey’s that make everything better?