I’ve written about Craft Cartel member Jellibat before and how super dooper clever she is. But hell, I reckon she has so surpassed herself with this one.

so you decided to head out into the Australian Bush for a relaxing day, it peaceful and all is quiet save a few chattering galahs.
you set up a lovely picnic under the shade of a giant old gum tree.
you then hear a strange rustling of leaves from above, you look up and see a shady looking figure block out the sun right above you..
then …
Plop! grab! agh!!
you’ve been attacked by a drop bear!
I laughed so hard! And it’s absolutely what they look like!
Go on, you know you want to.
Hey and yeah I know I’m real quiet at the mo. I’m super busy finishing cross stitch kits, writing zines, aplpying for a job, ******* *** **********, and looking after a baby who has her first cough. But after six years of blogging (I know!) I’ve learnt to not feel bad about it, almost.





